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Kind Hearts and Coronets

Robert Hamer · UK · 1949

Louis Mazzini, the son of a woman disinherited by her aristocratic family, sets out to claim the dukedom he believes is his by avenging her — by working his way up the line of succession. Standing between him and the title are the eight D'Ascoyne relatives who bar his path, all played by a single actor.

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The crown jewel of Ealing Studios' great comic run, Kind Hearts and Coronets was directed by Robert Hamer in 1949 from a screenplay of exquisite, murderous wit. Where most Ealing comedies were warm and communal, this one is glacial: a black comedy narrated in the mellifluous, entirely unrepentant tones of a born social climber, adapted loosely from a long-forgotten Edwardian novel.

Dennis Price plays Louis Mazzini, recounting his rise with impeccable politeness; Alec Guinness performs the celebrated tour de force of playing all eight members of the doomed D'Ascoyne family, from a blustering general to a suffragette and a doddering admiral. Joan Greenwood and Valerie Hobson are the two very different women in Louis's life, and Hamer's direction is as poised as his hero's prose, the starched Edwardian settings lending the cruelty an air of perfect respectability.

Long regarded as one of the finest British films ever made and a permanent fixture of the BFI's national polls, it remains startlingly modern in its amorality and its sheer relish for language. Guinness's multiple roles became the stuff of legend and helped make his name, but it is the screenplay's cool, epigrammatic perfection — comedy delivered with a straight face and a sharpened knife — that keeps the film evergreen. Few comedies have ever been quite so elegant about something so thoroughly wicked, or so willing to let charm do the work of conscience.

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Dennis Price

Dennis Price

Louis Mazzini / His Father

Alec Guinness

Alec Guinness

The D'Ascoyne Family: The Duke / The Banker / The Parson / The General / The Admiral / Young Ascoyne / Young Henry / Lady Agatha

Joan Greenwood

Joan Greenwood

Sibella

Valerie Hobson

Valerie Hobson

Edith D'Ascoyne

Audrey Fildes

Audrey Fildes

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